The fine print on the back of this single by the Obits would read the following (if you had better eyes):
This is a Sub Pop Records brand medium-fidelity listening device. To obtain sound recordings contained hereon, please do not double-click. Do not physically force this 7″ vinyl device into computer or portable hard drive (unless, angrily, you wish to damage any/either, in which case give video documentation of this action to internet). Fully backwards compatible with most turntable devices, typically at 45 rpm. You might also try 33. Not a CD. Play loud.
Happy Patriots’ Day.
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Well, what record is it?
I was pleased with my Record Store Day haul. Although I missed out on the live Pavement LP, I managed to grab the Stereolab/Jay Reatard split 7″.
edit – that should read Sonic Youth/J.R. split 7″.
Woops!
Hey C.T. The record is a single titled “I Can’t Lose” by the band Obits. I wish I could claim that I do vinyl by it’s my roommate’s.